I can't believe I have to put this message here.
This site requires javascript.
Okay, so, if you're not using javascript and a modern browser,
this website isn't for you. It's deliberately built using the
most modern tech available. Properly employed, javascript is
absolutely safe (as are cookies) and you can download a modern
browser for free, so if you're seeing this message I don't know
what to tell you.
Stop being afraid of your own shadow and join us grown-ups here
in the 21st century.
